before we drive you away with obscure posts referencing this and that with little to no context...we'd like to "officiously" introduce ourselves. we're inducting a new member to the imaginary collective as well. so we best get on with it. here we go.
jess: andrew, would you like to go first?
andrew: ha! ahahahaa....yes. no. you first.
jess: word. hi. i'm jess. i'm 27, a visual artist, a libra, and i stole my mom's vision when i was born. i like baseball, apple pie, banjo pickers, mutt dogs, and steinbeck. i am the brains and paint behind this operation. i was 23 when i met andrew delavici. that's how this all got started. 2+3=5. 5=chaos. take it away mr. delavici.
andrew: but of course. bongiorno y'all. i am, in fact, italian. my father was, in fact, a mobster. my mother...well. nevermind about her for now. you want to hear about me. i like wine, oysters, and good women. a good woman. one. (she is beautiful). i am a lion. i will devour you. i will stitch you back together. i will save the world. i will ruin everything. i will not slow down. i will not -
eva: stop. may i go now?
andrew: she is beautiful.
eva: oh, andrew....
jess: Ahem.
eva: right. i am the documentarian. i take the pictures and make the movies. let's let rosa go now, huh?
andrew: rosa is my little sister. she is being "inducted."
jess: rosa has expressed an interest in being heard. i think she can do it here with confidence.
rosa: i've got some things to say, things the world needs to hear.
andrew: she's 17.
rosa: not that it matters! jesus.
jess: rosa is our revolutionary.
rosa: we've got some problems here people. somethin' serious for real. saying we live in "troubled" and "uncertain" time is an understatement bordering on insult. i'm here to help. to wave the flag of the people. to fight the good fight, cause god knows we need someone who will. someone who will be a warrior-
andrew: she saw Avatar last night.
rosa: i'm serious!
jess: she is. and she's usually right. at least, i agree with her most of the time. and so does andrew though he'd rather bust balls than agree right now apparently. so that's that. it's a pleasure to meet you. are we still holding hands? do we still have your attention? it gets better from here. we have adventures before us. let's go.
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it would be lovely to record with you all. i bet you all have very different musical tastes and skills. somthing to think about. me, soft buddy, steve and kittie would like to mingle with you. looking forward.
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